For Bird Owners
You Know You're a Bird Person When. . .
*You husband eats dinner in the dark because he got home after birdie bedtime.
*You start giving away the priceless antique furniture in order to make room for yet another cage.
*You leave the house and forget to change your shirt that has bird poop on it. . . and you don't care!
*When all of your e-mails are missing capital letters because your bird is perched on one hand and you can't use the shift button.